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Saturday, December 15, 2007

What's Wrong With Me?

While i have many answers to go with the question above, this one focuses on attraction. No i'm not looking for a guy, me and Todd have been together for over 4 years and we have a wonderful 18 mo. daughter. However, i'd like to think i still "got it", ya know, everyone likes the compliment of being asked out every once in awhile, even if you know you're gonna say no. I'd like to think of myself as a decent looking person-5'1, 105 lbs, and no odd features. I used to get asked out all the time, but lately my fan club has been downgraded.



In the last 5 monthes, i've only been asked out by 3 people. First there was the Jamaican wannabe white guy with dread locks who was only about an inch taller than me. Then there was the 52 year old cuban guy who didn't speak much English and was covered in fake diamonds and drove a limo. Finally there's my favorite-the 19 year old pizza delivery girl who asked me if i was a lesbian, when i replied no, she said, 'why not, you should be'.....OK, because I'M the odd one. However, i tried to be nice and didn't get smart with her because she really looked like she could kick my ass and then eat me.

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