In the last 5 monthes, i've only been asked out by 3 people. First there was the Jamaican wannabe white guy with dread locks who was only about an inch taller than me. Then there was the 52 year old cuban guy who didn't speak much English and was covered in fake diamonds and drove a limo. Finally there's my favorite-the 19 year old pizza delivery girl who asked me if i was a lesbian, when i replied no, she said, 'why not, you should be'.....OK, because I'M the odd one. However, i tried to be nice and didn't get smart with her because she really looked like she could kick my ass and then eat me.
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