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Saturday, December 15, 2007

Stupid People Like to Buy Cars

i work at a car dealership, i answer every phone call that comes into the dealership- i always wonder the same thing when i'm sitting here answering the calls...are there really this many stupid people in the world? Because if these people are a sample of the rest of the world, the future doesn't look too good. Here are a few examples of the people who call here:

"I wanna speak to the person in the commercial"-no i'm not joking

"I wanna know What's the catch"-hmm, let me think, even if i could tell you, do you really think i would...do you really think you'll get an honest answer?

"How many credits do i need to get me a car?"-not that this statement is even worthy of a response, but i like to say "i think you need about 10", i figure if they ask "how many credits.." they probably couldn't buy a pack of gum with their credit score, let alone a car.

And then I get a lot of callers and people coming in to the dealership asking to speak to a sales manager, thinking they're Mr. Bigshot and they're gonna get a better deal-people, this does not work, it just makes you look like an idiot because they're not gonna sell you a car and not make money off of you. If you don't buy the car for their price, someone else will. Plus the managers will just laugh at you when you walk out. It's a cruel business.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

There is something wrong in the top of your body. Somewhere in the frontal lobe area. I do agree with the kids shows. That is very true and Mr. Noodle is probably called that for a reason. I heard he has a part time job making hardcore pornos. Thomas the train aka Jimmy is freaky. Now you make me have to post something. So look at my post when you get the chance.

car leasing said...

When you lease, you pay only a portion of a vehicle's cost, which is the part that you "use up" during the time you're driving it.