Some Advise From Things I've Learned the Hard Way

Im not blonde but many people say i should be...


1. When making a cheese steak, dont put the cheese on the frozen steak or you'll get white mush

2. Dont look at your feet while walking, or you could walk into a full length mirror-embarrassing

3. Cereal goes in before the milk

4. Dont teach a friend how to drive a stick in your own car, i didnt know it was physically possible to shift from 5th gear to reverse while doing 45mph...my poor camaro made a noise like it was crying

5. Birth control pill + Antibiotics + Sex = baby Kayla

6. While driving and smoking a cigarette, make sure the window is down so you dont smash it into the window and cause a bonfire in your back seat

7. While riding in the passenger seat and smoking, make sure cigarette does not fly back in after you throw it out, or it could find its way down the back of your pants...bad day

8. Birthday party: 2 bottles of mikes hard lemonade + 2 tacos + hot shower = blaaaaah all over the shower floor

9. New Years Eve: White wine + Red wine = same result as above plus a pounding headache

10. If you dont know what it is, dont eat it